Marshall The Only One That Mathers

this is mostly a humor and eminem blog.

I like to think im funny.

I'm Mexican and from Chicago.

My followers are rad as hell.

She/her/hers pronouns are good with me.

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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(Source: omgtsn)

megablaziken:

I love how you can cancel a Pokemon’s evolution by pressing B like how would that work in real life do you just scream “NO” as your Pokémon starts to evolve and it complies out of fear

crystallized-teardrops:

phases of a student

  • does homework as soon as you get it 
  • worried about being caught copying homework
  • doesn’t bother with homework until last minute
  • too lazy to even copy from others

Anonymous said: K so i'm gay and i've decided that when family members ask me whether i have a girlfriend i'm gonna say no until they become open-minded and ask me if i have a boyfriend instead

guy:

hmm that’s actually pretty clever ngl